Thursday Night Futsal

Petrol: RM10

Field rental fee: RM9.20

To see ‘Charlize’ playing futsal in shorts: Priceless

Weekends can be bitchy. But never Thursday night futsal.

There’s futsal. And then, there’s futsal with the girls. Two very different things although masked as something quite similar. The former involves all your usual. Plenty of pace and excitement. The latter has those plus nicer legs and perfumes. Okay, maybe not much with pace but definitely much more exciting. And everything seems a lot more…bouncy.
But, jokes aside, there are some decent female futsal players out there. Even the hot ones. I saw one perform a sidefoot pass volley. And the pass reached its intended target. It was a split-second move but I was sold. It was quite a deft touch. And then there’s this other chica, who definitely loves futsal by insisting on doing juggling practice all by herself while she was off the field, has incredible positional sense. Yes, she practically hangs around the D but she does get half-decent chances and, by God, does she packs a shot. As for Charlize, well, her body orientation when striking a ball is slightly flawed but, honestly, who the fuck cares? All I wanted to do was to shout, ‘Run, (Charlize’s real name), run! Run like the wind!’

There is such a thing as a football God.